robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

sansa-the-conquerer:

sansa, 12 year old girl: yeah can we not have sex please

tyrion, grown man: well i’m a little bit sad but that’s reasonable tbh

fandom: BUT HE TREATED HER SO WELL SHE’S SUCH A BITCH TO HIM HE DIDN’T EVEN RAPE HER WHY WON’T SHE LOVE HIM

jerxa:

Tears are words the mouth can't say, nor can the heart bear.

hoodleehoo:

here it is. the entire eruri chobits au

im so glad this au wasnt my idea 

thecottonproject:

Hera stole all of Percy’s memories except for Annabeth and Mean Girls quotes. 

(Nico is the only one who notices.)

Modes of Persuasion  (inspired by andrea)

absinthiumartemisia:

havocados:

anogoodrabblerouser:

raideo:

foodwarriornetwork:

The streets of San Francisco are lined with pear, plum and apple trees thanks to ‘guerilla grafters’ secretly grafting fruit-bearing scions onto ornamental, non-fruit bearing trees making fresh fruit free and available to everyone who wishes to pick some.

'All you have to do is make a slit with a knife in a branch on the host tree, insert a branch from a fruit-bearing tree, and secure it with tape.  Once it heals, it connects.” — Tara Hui started the movement and has been grafting fruit branches to city trees for two years now.

How great would it be to see free fruit from guerilla grafters growing in your city?  Want to start a trend?

yo my grandpa has done this with some trees on our property so we got some weird ass trees LOL

fucking frankenstein monster trees

best shit ever

I want this to happen in Calgary!

designed-for-life:

Oliver Peake: Japanese Bed

“This was an interesting commission. The client wanted an entirely sunken bed with hidden storage and invisible heating! We couldn’t go down as it was on the first floor so we raised it up. A simple solution elegantly executed, the floor lifts up to reveal storage ‘bins’ with a matching stepped drawer unit.” Materials Solid maple throughout.

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like

Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

cruel-kaworus-thesis:

But seriously, if you say “corset scene” every anime fan in the world knows what scene you’re talking about.

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